There are moments in our lives we wished could be brought back into the present. The kind of moments spent in secondary schools in Nigeria especially are the most hilarious. Past memories which kept resounding in the head from time to time, including the awkward moments are remembered too. The awful time we wish never happened in our secondary school days in the presence of our school and class mates.
If you ever attended a secondary school in Nigeria, you definitely would understand what this post is about.
Being called out by your teacher to solve Maths, and you are not even sure where to start
Sir, I think the chalk is not writing properly…
When you look at your crush in class, and realized he/she had being staring at you all the while too
Aww… I got her
You were called out on the assembly ground to lead the morning prayer, and Chinedu was giving you a horrible mockery look
Father, please let this cup pass me
When you offend your classmate, and he challenge you to a fight after school hours
But, I was just playing with you na, ha
You offended a senior and he came with his group to find you in your class
Are they gone?
You were late for class, and the only available entrance to join the ongoing lecture was the front door
This ground should just open and swallow me
When you forgot to put your phone in vibration in class, and Mom called. Then your ringtone goes the Fela Anikulapo way… “Teacher no teach me nonsense”
Sir, that wasn’t my phone
You were to represent your class in a school debate in 30 minutes time, under a hall of about 5000 people in attendance
I’m gonna faint on that stage
You tried to control your fart to be released with no sound, because your crush was watching closely
I’ll never forgive Mama Nkechi food canteen for this
Biology teacher comes in around 1.20pm, when you had thought there would be no more lecture for the day
What is this one coming to do again?
A junior reported you to the teachers and you were summoned to the staff room for questioning
Bet why na?
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