Stupid Kids Are Better: They Make Life More Meaningful

Stupid kids are better. I have a very good reason and this might interest you for real. Raymond is only 4 years old and I can categorically tell you he gives me joy. I mean, how does it feel like to give my kid a device worth a hundred thousand bucks and all he wants to do is smash the goddam thing on the ground like some kind of toys.Meanwhile, we might be seeing this from a whole lot of different perspective, even though you already pass a tough judgment on the weird instance above. Oh yeah, my kid is never a spoiler. It is only fun to see how little children view things as simple as that.

Meanwhile, we might be seeing this from a whole lot of different perspective, even though you already pass a tough judgment on the weird instance above. Oh yeah, my kid is never a spoiler. It is only fun to see how little children view things as simple as that. I got a smart kid. Generally and somehow, every kid wants to show you how stupid they are and you can easily tell from the way they act up once in a while. Wait, but that should be every time! It is one reason every kid is so annoying and stubborn. Same reason it is why every kid is so adorable!

I want to see my son grow up so fast, see all he becomes and witness all his achievements, but sometimes, I think about the fact that I’m really going to miss how dumb he used to be. Who can tell how some of our politicians behave when they were kids? Apparently, one of our honourable would definitely be a pain in the arrrss to his parents when he was a little boy. You would want to imagine how an agile and grown up man would want to compose a song, sing, and dance in the senate when some more pressing issues about a country (presumed to be the giant of Africa) should be placed on the table for discussion – OK.

It is so funny how my kid is so stupid you know. Little chap actually believes in Santa Clause! I had promised I wasn’t going to reveal the myth behind that ugly looking man in costume he meets every year we celebrate the birth of Christ. I’m going to miss how I usually threating to report him to Santa if he dare misbehaves. Then I will sit in a corner and laugh myself out having made him believe Santa would kidnap him.

Don’t look at me with bad eyes; this has nothing to do with being a good father to your son. But isn’t it so funny how little children make choices? You place two items; $1000 and a single pack of chocolate on the table and watch your child make the most hilarious choice ever. Now, I am trying not to laugh but this is way too funny and I can’t help it.

The other day, a neighbour’s son was going to figure out why their puppies aren’t talking like he does. So, it took me the grace of God to convince him by stating some differences between man and animals. I bet he still wonder by now why uncle is such a great liar! I will put up a thousand dollars if you are able to convince my 6-year-old niece that ghosts are actually for real; a little child with such a wild heart – wild? Not after watching lots of horror movies which seems to mean ‘a mere drama’ to him. Come tell him ghosts actually exist and you may end up getting a punch on your face.

I will put up a thousand dollar if you are able to convince my 6-year-old nephew that ghosts are actually for real; a little child with such a wild heart – wild? Not after watching lots of horror movies which seems to mean ‘a mere drama’ to him. Come tell him ghosts actually exist and you may end up getting a punch on your face.

Seriously, stupid kids are better… at least, for a while, before they grow older. My son’s ignorance is my bliss. It’s funny how I can literally tell my son anything I want, and make him believe me. How can he be so stupid to believe that I was the current President of Nigeria current President of Nigeria; that my face is printed on the N1,000 Nigerian Naira note; that he’d become the President the following day if he does his assignment in time and correctly, and that Policemen will carry and lock him up if he ever refuses to mum and dad’s instructions.

But I really want my son to be the smartest kid too. I just have to deal with the reality that he’s growing, and would be fully grown someday soon, to better understand how daddy has made a fool of him all those years. I love my kid. He is fun to be with.

You can as well admit that you’ve lied to your child to get them to do the things you want. For example, you should agree you lied to get them to eat breakfast to school at least. “The Police are on their way already and they will take you with them if you don’t take your breakfast before they get here”. If you are without conscience like the Politicians in my country, then these little lies you tell a child would mean nothing to you. With their blind trust and general stupidity, little children would buy your instructions and behave.

Apparently, the scenario here is more or less like being between the devil and the deep blue sea. I’m a great dad, and wouldn’t want some other jerks of a kid around the same age group with my son take advantage of him. Likewise, I also want to continually take advantage of him because it makes my life easier and full of fun.

Finally, when your kid gets older and able to read, that’s when your days of flipping past their favourite cartoon channel ends. Once your kid is old enough to blend the clock with the current weather, your days of setting his clock back to force him to bed earlier are over. Yes, once your kid is able to spell correctly, best of luck in asking your wife for S-E** I mean, ‘your responsibility’.

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